🎤 „Pipelines in Zürich“ 🎤
(DevOps Vibes, Swiss Style)
Yo,
woke up in Zürich with a latte in hand,
CI/CD in the cloud, I don’t touch no sand.
Pipelines run smoother than Swiss train tracks,
code deploys so clean, they call me Syntax Max.
I’m on AKS, GKE, K8s rollin’,
pods be scaling while the skyline’s golden.
Prometheus be watchin‘, Grafana got my back,
logs look pretty, never missin’ a stack.
I code on the tram, I push from the lake,
my YAML so fresh, it could bake a cake. 🎂
GitHub flow tight, no merge conflict drama,
even my commits got that Swiss-made karma.
From Zürich to Bern, I orchestrate vibes,
DevOps in my blood, clean code in my drives.
Ansible whispers, Terraform sings,
I deploy with a smile — and Kubernetes wings.
IAM locked, secrets tight in the vault,
99.999 — yeah, it’s my fault. 😉
But no stress, no burn, no pager beep,
my infra sleeps good — and so do I, deep.
So if you’re in the Alps and your stack’s a mess,
call the Zürich engineer — I deploy, no stress.
Cloud-native dreamer, with a nerdy twist,
in a hoodie with swagger and a TODO list. 🧢💻
Hook (spoken):
“Zürich DevOps – no drama, just deploy.
Code smooth, tools sharp, happy like a Swiss boy.”